Смешные английские загадки
В разделе представлены различные смешные загадки на английском языке.
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide!
A: Why did the chewing-gum cross the road?
B: Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the possum it could be done.
Q: A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge when the big moron falls off. Why didn't the little moron fall off?
A: He was a little more on.
Q: Name one eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end.
A: "Inkstand", "in" is at the beginning, "kst" is in the middle, and "and" is at the end.
Q: When does a dialect become a language?
A: When its speakers get an army and a navy.
Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
A: Lettuce alone without any dressing.
Q: Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?
A: Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there.
Q: Why don't sharks eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.
Q: What would the pig say when its tail was held tight by the farmer who had a sharp knife in his other hand?
A: "That's the end of me!"
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