Смешные английские загадки
В разделе представлены различные смешные загадки на английском языке.
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
B: 4 or 5.
A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: To find Pluto.
Q: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother?
A: One is Moscow; the other is a cow's Ma.
Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?
A: You don't have to pay for lightening.
Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.
Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwich.
Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?
A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain.
Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?
A: There is a fan in every seat.
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