Смешные английские загадки

В разделе представлены различные смешные загадки на английском языке.

Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.

Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.

Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.

Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.

Q: What State in the United States is high in the middle and round at the ends?
A: Ohio.

Q: There were some twins. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this?
A: One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a priest so he married the other.

Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.

Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(Hint: ant = aunt.)

Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.

Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.

Тесты
С помощью тестов можно проверить как общее знание языка в целом, так и знание некоторых его аспектов в частности. В разделе тесты все тестирования поделены по типу, а также по уровню сложности. Узнайте свой уровень владения английским.