Смешные высказывания и цитаты на английском языке о работе

The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.

I make a lot of money, but I don't want to talk about that. I work very hard and I'm worth every cent.

A bum asked me "Give me $10 till payday." I asked "When's payday?" He said "I don't know, you're the one who is working!"

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.

I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is good. But I don't know that she's ever had a real job - I mean, since she's been grown up.

I didn't have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped.

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.