Смешные высказывания и цитаты на английском языке о работе

HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back.

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it.

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one.

The world is divided into people who do things - and people who get the credit.

The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.