В разделе представлены юмористические цитаты и смешные высказывания на тему еды.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.