В разделе представлены юмористические цитаты и смешные высказывания на тему еды.
Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.
HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.