В разделе представлены юмористические цитаты и смешные высказывания на тему танцев.
No sane man will dance. 
My feet are dogs. 
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. 
The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. 
Dancing is a sweat job. 
I got started dancing because I knew it was one way to meet girls. 
A good education is usually harmful to a dancer. A good calf is better than a good head. 
Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. 
I just put my feet in the air and move them around. 
I'm not a ballerina. I'm a hoofer. 